Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Pick your favorite, daddy!
Use this fucking slut
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
I've been missing out
Don't let it slip out again!
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
I'll help you get up, baby
Wanna climb my fucklist?
Solid presentation prep, boss
Swallow, count and repeat
Only one thing can get done around her
I love your ideas, honey
Is this a serious talk, mom?